"He's got a better arse than she has!" Mouse - After checking out a couple, the guy came out on top...

"What trousers am I wearing?" Andrew Stothard - In response to been asked what tools he had on him.

"I thought they were all supposed to be hunky?" Pete Wade - In relation to his view of gays

"He made me Immac™ his back!" Foxy - on the duties he finds himself performing as Goz's housemate

"I bet she thinks she is thinner than she is!" Oliver Jeans - About a passing woman who was on the large side of fat

"It's boy racer to f**k. Who wants a race?" Simon Gorrod - On his newly acquired, rather boy racer-esq car (Saxo VTR)

"It's not like they weren't already aware that you're a moron" Ben Richardson - To Oliver, after he was told off for acting like an idiot at a social event.

"We're gonna have a games room and a bar" Simon Goz - On the features that his new home with Foxxy will have on offer

"It's like being on a really crap holiday!" Oliver Jeans - On what it's been like staying at somebody's house

"I love Chris Jenner" Dougie - does really like him

"She's got a c**k!" Dickie Sims - Shouting advice up the stairwell of our apartments to a punter who went up with a transvestite hooker.

"...my life is an experiment!" Oliver Jeans - To Goz after he stated that his life was an 'experience'

"Does no one talk in Grimsby anymore?" Razza Wade - Question as to why Ben is slack?

"Do you live near Paris" Random sheila - Some aussies don't have much of a clue about the UK

"I am the sourcerer... Of black magic, and bad food" George Marshall - Inexplicable

"By the way, Im not fat anymore!" Oliver Jeans - Taken from his MySpace bulletin advertising the fact that he'd like to find a girlfriend

"I know you, your off myspace" Will? - Just some weirdo in San Diego

"He is the son of a woman" Ryan Wade - Stating the obvious

"My ballbag is full of sugar" Oliver Cooper - After dinking his body weight in strong US energy drink.

"Chain wallet?.... Sorted!" Gary Hurst - And forw4rd's new marketing slogan

"Blasphemy interlaced with truth!" Ben - Ben trying to be cool on old gypo site.

"He's like me, but a lot more geeky" George Marshall - Explaining to his housemates what Ben is is like prior to him arriving.

"...I'd just lie on the floor thnking of Lasagne and EastEnders" Oliver Jeans - Talking about what happened when he used to play squash on a Sunday morning after a night on the ale

"I told you that it wasn't that fast!" Dick Sims - Seriously thinks his over powered Audi is not fast enough

"I'll probably just get into racism more!" Azz Morris - On what he would do if he didn't ride

"You can tell we're in a scum area, everyone has curtains (haircut)" Oliver Jeans - On the locals, whilst driving through Hull

"I am actually quite fashion conscious!" Simon Gozza - Talking rubbish

"You need to remember that the majority of BMXers are thick" Dave Knapp - Explaining the facts of life to Ben

"Mouse is in his gear now!" Geordie Shaun - On mouse wearing a BMX brand T-shirt.

"Get tackled, or get lost!" Pete Swade - On the subject of what fit girls should do.

"If Carlsberg made peeps, they'd make Adam Hardakers" Adam 'Mouse' Hardaker - A modifyed quote from there adverts

"I've got ninety nine problems but a beak ain't one" Ben Richardson - in reply to one of George's many beak references

"What stays in Vegas... Stays in Vegas!" The Charger - On his 'High Living' antics in LV

"I don't think Im clever Paul. Im just sat down." Gaz Hurst - During an arguement with his little brother

"I have submerged my foot to the point of total saturation" George Marshall - To Gary, after stepping in a puddle

"I was taught to walk by a dog who looked like Lassie" Simon Gorrod - Being deadly serious about where he learnt to walk. Which explains a lot.

"Apparently I look like a troubled twelve year old" Pete Swade - On his new military issue hairstyle

"Has anyone here ever actually done a wallride higher than 4ft, except me?" Simon Gorrod - Blowing his own trumpet, in a debate about a new ramp

"This is freestyle BMX, not skateboarding" Justin Inman - On the state of BMX and its street based 'leanings'

"What's he doing bumming kids?" Dan Clayton - Getting confused between Gary Glitter and Lineker

"I'm just a big hairy american winning machine!" Chris Jenner - Actual personal statement taken from Texo's MySpace account.

"I suppose it's alright" Dickie Sims - Describing anything and everything most of the time. Except Spanish bums, Desperados and dancing - they are 'Not Bad'

"My stomach is empty, but my bum is full" Simon Gorrod - Describing his bowel movements in greater detail than was needed

"I must have been thinking about something else, like a tin of pop" Adam Hardacre (Mouse) - Explaining why he didn't try, let alone pull a trick after doing the deadest sailor

Toilet Bowl
rode unit 23's bowl of doom today. its pretty mad. shame its a 1000 miles from anywhere
Naughtyfish - 13/08/08

grips And More Grips
Elsfal has more grips than you can shake a shitty stick at . we have Edwin grip in all colours,odyssey team grips all colours including blue marble and the all new griswald grips which look really good if i do say so myself!!
Oliver - 07/08/08

new Look For Odysseybmx.com < Click Link
You all know that into odssey parts . So ckeck this new looking website from them .
Oliver - 19/07/08

Free Beer
I get free beer at work. All day everyday, from the frequently restocked fridges in the 'soft area' of the office. This is a good ploy on their part to keep staff happy. Well done.
Ben - 20/06/08

Wierd Hairy Northerners
London seems to be full of wierd Northern BMX types at the moment, but this weekend will see the wierdest of all of them making an appearence. Oliver, Dave Knapp and Gozza are journeying down to sample some London riding and drinking spots and plenty of Quiche.
Ben - 16/06/08

The Donn < Click Link
Just had a phone call from Ads in Hull telling me about 'The Donn' (aka Rob) having a pic on the FBM website. Pretty funny.
Oliver - 10/06/08

My Cake Tin < Click Link
This shot of Mike Aitken is mint....
Ben - 05/06/08

Dan Cook Photo < Click Link
Cookie from 'ull has a new site up with a load of his snaps on, oooooooh noooooooo.
Ben - 04/06/08

Stoddy Video < Click Link
I found this in BMX Online. Not that it was lost or anything, but I didn't know it was on there, so in my eyes I found it....
Ben - 27/05/08

Bike For Sale < Click Link
hiya all. im selling my s&m on ebay if anybodys intrested. check it.
Ricky - 18/05/08

New Stuff At Elsfal Cycles < Click Link
Elsfal cycles has just had a new shipment from S&M, Fit, a-bike and Odyssey. This includes S&M Slam Bars, Redneck Xlt stems Fit Dlr stems, Odyssey lumberjack bars, Aaron Ross bars,Trailmix pedals and linear cables from both a-bike and Odyssey aswell as a bunch of other cool stuff. Hope to see you all at the Gypo gig! Thanks!
Oliver - 02/05/08

Opinions < Click Link
I like people with opinions. This guy has opinions.
Ben - 28/04/08

What The Hell Happened To Going Forwards? < Click Link
Do you think this guy rides to the corner shop backwards too? Some of this is pretty nuts, and maybe I'm just too old and cynical, but what is wrong with going forwards, and riding at speeds of over 5mph??? Please don't try and tell me this is 'progression'...
Ben - 23/04/08

Wooden Bike < Click Link
A bike made entirely from wood. Interesting... Check out the chain though!
Ben - 23/04/08

Identify The Font < Click Link
I got 20 out of 34. Yes, I am a geek, i know.
Ben - 17/04/08

Jomopro - Best Trick Comp < Click Link
Stupid comp name, stupid tricks. Most of these take a little working out to fully comprehend what is going on!
Ben - 14/04/08

Cantelowes < Click Link
I have been riding at Canelowes bowl a fair bit it's mint when you work out where the hell to go go. Click the link to take a look at the place...
Ben - 13/04/08

Stupid Lunt < Click Link
This made me laugh, the old changing a letter to make a rude word trick. Which reminds me, who did put the *unt in Scunthorpe?
Ben - 11/04/08

Little Devil Warehouse Replica Bowl At Unit 23 < Click Link
Unit 23 skatepark in Glasgow just built this bowl which is a carbon copy (pretty much) of the bowl in the Little Devil warehouse in the US. Looks well mint...
Ben - 07/04/08

Eclat < Click Link
Some good stuff on here - this is a new parts company from the people at WeThePeehole. I think they like 80's English sports cars (from the same stable as that white one that James drove into the sea), but they can't spell for sh*t.
Ben - 03/04/08

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